I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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