also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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