if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I got chris browned last night
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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