please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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