Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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