Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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