drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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