You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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