My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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