Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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