Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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