just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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