new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
jump out the window naked night went bad
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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