But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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