I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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