Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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