I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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