But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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