sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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