I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
