walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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