u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
