We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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