Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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