that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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