IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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