she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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