she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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