yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
