Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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