I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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