What a fucking waste of an outfit
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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