Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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