Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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