its not stalking. its research.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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