I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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