On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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