Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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