I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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