How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
