is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
And then he peed in my hair
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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