I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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