If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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