HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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