we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
All the doctor said was why
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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