Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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