Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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