i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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