He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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