I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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