hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Randomize
