Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
