no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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