No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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