P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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