god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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