they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
