Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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